I'm really trying here.

Dear Santa,

I can't really say that I've been very good this year, but I can't say I've been very bad either. Somewhere, sometime, I lost the ability to be either good or bad. I suppose the new polars we can use are self-centered (in a less than generic way) and objective (moreso in a libra sort of way).

Santa, I try really hard. To be good, to do the best that I can when it comes to every person around me, and all I really want is a place to live in February, a major, a good secure job, a car, and the ability to smile.


Please, Santa.

Sincerely your's.